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Confession time: I'm one of those squeamish people who can't handle most medical details firsthand without a) feeling faint, b) fainting, or c) finding reasons not to go to the doctor. When I think it started: I was in high...

Sep 23, 2007: Proof That Life is Mostly Good
Lucille and Samuel, born 4/24/07. Fully responsible for my recent cute overdose hospitalization.

Sep 16, 2007: Sarah's Random Question Game, Revisited
A couple years ago, I wanted to know more about all of you, so I created this game. It was fun. Let's have more fun. Per the original rules, please copy and paste the following questions into your comment post,...

Sep 14, 2007: Out of milk! Fetch me my face!
So I know I'm a chick and we're crazy and all that, but seriously, who's actually voting in this poll? And are they the same girls who wear perfume to the gym?

Sep 13, 2007: Colon Watch 2007
Things I've eaten post-Master Cleanse this week, in order of appearance: A small reservoir's worth of diluted orange juice 2 ruby red grapefruits 1 apple 2 fruit smoothies (1 banana, scoop of blueberries, scoop of raspberries, splash of soy milk)...

Sep 10, 2007: The Master Cleanse: Day Ten
It's over! It's over! It's over! I'm tres excited to be easing back into the land of the eating tomorrow morning. Even if it's just juice and veggie broth, it's a start. The Master Cleanse fast has been an interesting...

Sep 9, 2007: The Master Cleanse: Day Nine
Today was a-ok. I took another yoga class and came out feeling like a million bucks. I'm also ecstatic that tomorrow's my final fast day! I've gotten pretty used to my routine, and while it's been nice not having to...

Sep 8, 2007: The Master Cleanse: Day Eight
Ok, yesterday was obviously a bad day. Today is better. A big part of my mood has to do with the time of day, which always starts out well. I wake up at 6 a.m., do my bathroom-salt water flush-bathroom...

Sep 7, 2007: The Master Cleanse: Day Seven
I'm sick of this cleanse. I want to eat. I want to chew and swallow. I want pasta. Beans. Cheese and crackers. Hell, I miss food so much I'd consider a piece of turkey. Whatever breakthrough I made early in...

Sep 6, 2007: The Master Cleanse: Day Six
I had one less serving of lemonade today, which was a relief, because I'm getting tired of squeezing lemons. Today was a bit of a challenge. Someone stocked our office kitchen with microwave popcorn and the smell almost drove me...

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