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Tuesday, September 02, 2003

She's Come Undone.

I've now had two friends tell me about the importance of the TV show "Paradise Hotel." I'm watching it right now and see no importance. What the hell is this show?

While I'm on a tear... the MTV Video Music Awards show isn't exactly good for much besides bad clothes and badder attitudes. This I know. But I'd like to know who, after watching Thursday night's festivities, thinks pop music is going in a good direction. Really. Who?

Ok, this entry won't be all about what's wrong in the world. Here are some things that make me happy (I bet at least a few make you happy too):

1. Peanut Butter 'n Chocolate ice cream from Baskin Robbins
2. The ocean
3. Rollercoasters
4. Kids that wave at me and smile when I wave back
5. P.T. Anderson movies
6. Figuring out why my HTML is messed up and fixing it
7. Napping in the sun
8. Hearing "I love you" from someone I love
9. Just-flossed teeth
10. US Weekly

Update: I've switched the channel from "Paradise Hotel" to a blaring test pattern and my headache's all gone! :)

PS- If you were ever an Eminem fan, please at least agree with me that beating up puppets is beyond unfunny.

PS part 2- Congrats to the newlyweds, Halley and Josh!

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CoolB

I'm not sure who Halley and Josh are, but congrats to them from me too. :) Have fun on the honeymoon.

Tim

I'd definitely agree with #6. There's nothing like coding something, finding out it doesn't work, trying to figure out what's wrong, and eventually fixing it.

Or maybe it's just me enjyoing my job (web developer).

Space Monkey

Re: direction of pop music

At least the boy band thing seems to have died down. You probably found that less egregious than I since you're of the female persuasion but it was quite unbearable for me.

glenn

Pop music is crap... plain and simple. But then again it is the music industry's attempt at exploiting the public. There are a few things that are constants in the universe (among other things):

You are going to die.
People are stupid.

Everyone should do themself a favor and check out some good music. It doesn't necessarily have to be obscure, just something with some musical substance and imagination.

http://www.ocremix.org
http://www.bucketheadland.com
http://bingeandgrab.com

'Nuff said.

Tim

Abso-freakin-lutely! The VMA's are always such an embarrassment to the "performers" being honored...I wonder if MTV does it to entertain us by the stupidity of those allowed to stand up and accept a moonman.

nineinchclown

I don't listen to the radio or watch MTV alot so I didn't notice how bad music has gotten lately, but I too watched the MTV awards show and was thoroughly disappointed. I was expecting Johnny Cash to win atleast one award, but instead he was beat by some of the worst "musicians" ever. Then, there was the "punk" band Good Charlotte, from what all the "punk" people I know tell me they're not "punk", so how did they get to be so big? Finally, the one part of the show that dumbfounded me...Linkin Park won in the rock category, not only the but they beat the masters of rock themselves, Metallica, to win it.I know countless other rock bands that aren't only actually rock, but are ten times better than Linkin Park. All in all, it saddens me to think of the "music" the youth of today has to listen to.

P.S. I hate Eminem, he's got some skills but he's an overrated bitch. I think Triumph would beat his ass, although he's only a puppet. Eminem would be a challenge...for him to poop on!

Smivey

You know pop music has hit the skids when you see Madonna doing the tongue tango with Britney Spears. If that's not an act of desperation, I don't know what is. Oh, I take that back. I just thought of another one: Doing a commercial for the Gap. Pop music sucks.

Jeremy

The MTV VMA's were what they were meant to be: A fun awards show. They are not the Grammy's by any means, but it seems to me that the entertainers have more fun when attending them. I disagree with the previous statement that says they are an embarrassment to the artists. As for pop music, I was never one to like it. But, it only becomes “Pop” when it's popular, so someone is buying it. Probably most of you on this talkback section have purchased a few of the artists cd's. And to the people who don't like Eminem, you may not like his attitude, but you have to give respect to the fact that his is an original, like other before him: Elvis, The Beetles, The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, N.W.A, Run DMC, Nirvana, Public Enemy, 2Pac, etc. They all pushed the limits and were disliked when they were popular, but are considered by most to be great musicians. They changed music as Eminem has, so you have give respect to him for that.

HIGHWAY

Paradise Hotel is a reality series based on individuals who get to stay at this luxurious hotel with all the amenities (sp?).. each week, they get to decide who get has to leave (person that doesn't get a roommate at the end of the week) and who get to stay (new invites).

Each week, a new pair of roommates are selected (some stay the same) ...

Anyways, this show is targetted for people who live on the drama that this show supposedly creates. It's nearly its season finale and no more guest are invited, but the old voted off guest return for two days revealing the secrets that they've seen while watching the show.

Like I said, it's for people who live on drama.

Vern (Brak) Anderson

Don't get me started about MTV and their sorry excuse for an awards show. Anyone, who picks Justin Timberlake over Johnny Cash's powerful rendition of Hurt, has severe issues.

Matt C

If there is anything I hate more than pop music nowadays, it's "reality" television - nothing is "real" when you KNOW there's a camera on you. Real "reality" television would be a show where ppl signed up to be on it, but wouldn't know they had been selected or taped. The big drama would be on the first night when people tuned in to see who "won" and then after that...they'd realize how mind-numbingly dull the show was, as opposed to how mind-numbingly dumb the genre is now.

Puppet-beating. Hmmm. Chris Rock said it best...there's always a reason to do something, but you just don't do it! You can find a reason to shove an old man down a flight of stairs, but that doesn't mean it should be done. Triumph rules!

Yay for Halley and Josh!

Other happy moment things: Getting a perfect score in solitaire, high school football, and watching the little relatives of your friends play in the Little League World Series (I'm a native of Boynton Beach, so for many personal reasons, seeing those kids get to the Championship was great!) Hearing a song that gives you a flashback, and checking your website stat logs to see where the visitors are coming from!

Smivey

Now I can't get that "She's Come Undone" song out of my head. Guess it's better than the voices.

dewnut

Madonna and Britney were the highlight of the show... but I agree it was a ploy for madonna's new album, I am quite sure!

Reality TV blows... I want Sienfeld and Cheers back!!!

Listen to XM radio!! Much better!!!

http://dewnut.dyndns.org

Have a good day all!
-Dew

Kyle

Speaking of HTML code, has anyone tried viewing this blog in Netscape 7.x? I've had nothing but problems. (That's what I get for using one of the underdogs when browsing.) Would it be possible to get the code fixed so it's as beautiful as it should be? Can't browsers all get along?

Chris Inman

:) Yeah, Netscape's dirt. They used to be good innovators but screwed everything up. Anyway, I woke up hate and won't go into the problems of the world that I could debate for a lifetime. Instead, I'll state some of my golden nuggets of happiness. Hugs and kisses, comedies of life (now that's reality), getting out and active (the world is my playground), tasty new foods, and meaningful conversation.

Congrat's Halley and Josh! Wishing a long happy marriage. Good marriages give me hope of getting married myself.

NOT!!! ;) :P If I get married it will be in my 50's or 60's.

Hyper Smiley

Shawn

Hi Sarah - You have a talent for writing! The blogs are inspired and original. Looking forward to the next "rant"...

Lee

For the price of one...

*You know, if Madonna ("Look at me! I'm shocking! Buy my children's book!") really wanted to shock us, she should try to make a good record. Or give up acting.

*A few things that make me smile, in no particular order:

1. The happiness of my friends.
2. Cookies & Cream ice cream.
3. All Miyazaki movies.
4. Any Thomas Newman CD.
5. Reaching 4:45 and knowing I won't have to work overtime today.
6. A nice walk.
7. Finding that rare soundtrack that's going for $30 on eBay at the used-CD store for only $8.
8. Knowing that things are finally starting to look up for me.

*Congrats to Halley and Josh!

ShaZam

Things that make me UNhappy (and should make you unhappy too):

1) Boy bands suck. Always have. Always will. Quit being a sucker and giving these record companies incentive to come up with more useless music, and other dog doodie.
1a) Girl bands suck. I mean seriously man, Dream? Gimme a break. Am I a friggin 'tard?
2) Rap sucks. It's like a nightmare you can't wake up from. 20 years of straight rap is ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!!#$$#
3) MTV's constant attept to turn me black. (Or any other color than what I am, I'm white)
3a) White people that act black. Eminem included. You look like a F'n idiot and I'm embarrassed for you.
4) Girls like Britney Spears (any girl actually)who refuse to show their milk wagons. C'mon man, this is the year 2k3. You think your sweater meat is 'special?' Are your pepperoni's made of solid gold? You've got nothing I've never seen before, so just show em already. I'll have a new respect for ya. In fact I was never a Cat fan until the photoshop oopsy. Now I tivo Call for Help like there's no tomorrow.
5) Dieting. It sucks. But I'm such a workout addict that I'm always on one even though I loooooove to eat.
5a) Fatasses. For the love of god put down the spoon already. All these excuses about slow metabolisms, no time to workout, blah blah blah. There's only 1 way to get fat and that's by eating your way there. Nothing makes me sicker than watching a fat person drinking a regular coke. My appetite is ravenous and I'd be a fatass too, but I exercise self control. You should try it. Forget about the stomach stapling. You should get your mouth stapled shut. When you go whale watching the whales end up watching you.
6) People that constantly make lists. Quit being so organized already. You only live once. Lighten up.
7) Reality shows. Anytime anyone knows a camera is on them, they put on a show for it. Ozzy too. You think he's gonna pick his nose meat or his ass, or sniff his armpits in front of the camera like he really would in real life? (Unless of course he wants the camera to see that). There's no such thing as reality tv. Never has been.

Things I like?:

1) Nothing. You all suck =)

Just thought I'd say all the things sarah really wants to say but can't. ;)

PS. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Rules

mike

"Eminem and 50 Cent wouldn't know good lyrics if they crawled up their ass and brought them to orgasm through prostate stimulation!" --a funny sentiment, but i still liked 50's preformance. and the puppet beating up was funny.


STEWEY FOR GOVERNOR!

--mike

Mx

Yeah, umm, you're a lefty, I didn't know that. I like classical, because, well, it never changes and gets all stupid. Yup. I play a mean Fur Elise. School sucks...leave me roses, you care?

Mx

someone

who are haley and josh?

James

Who cares? People who get married are stupid. There are too many reasons to support what I just said.

As for Britney Spear's pepperonis, both are pierced. :)

chat

embarrassingly, i'm an MTV addict. i love the shallowness and the mass-produced pop crap that they're churning out. despite this fact, i still think that the VMAs sucked. the best part was Chris Rock's stand-up comedy. they should have just made it a 3+ hour Chris Rock show. and i just don't get why they keep sucking eminem's ass - he's soo last season.

Jade

Paradise hotel is crack... no moral/educational/nutritional value... and im almost ashamed that i watched the last 5 (or so) episodes... i cant watch MTV anymore... its sad... its a sad state of affairs.

ken

i guess being of the 80s gen.i have to say there isnt much for music nowdays so all i can say is bring back the hair bands,need some fun music again....thx

Mulletman

MTV is a joke, it even makes me feel old and im only 20. the only relevent thing on mtv is MTV2 Rock and even taht is a little 'ugh' at times.

IMHO the only good thing about the VMAs was Coldplay performing The Scientist. tahts the only reason i still care to catch the re-runs.

Kyle

Coldplay was the best part of the VMA's

Curmorpheus

MTV re-runs the VMA's - your kidding me.

David

Anyone else notice that Sarah took off the link to Kevin's message boards?


Hmmmm...

Gina

I didn't even want to watch the MTV Music awards. To my opinion alot of the american pop has gone down the drain and fallen to a strip show! Our television is getting even worse on regular cable on NBC , FOX , and ABC ... It's all gone reality , and theres just so much you can take till you go insane! I wish they would stop showing Paradise Hotel and Who Wants to Marry My Dad.. anything to do with love and "real life" is a joke to me.. Cause to my opinion it's just rigged. So I agree with ya Sarah I don't see the point before that show..

ShaZam

If the VMA's were a strip show I have a reason to watch it...

"Anyone else notice that Sarah took off the link to Kevin's message boards?

Hmmmm..."

Good, She's way out of his league anyway. =)

Lee

"Anyone else notice that Sarah took off the link to Kevin's message boards?"

Yes, that's probably because the message boards are down for maintenance (software switch) - right now kevinrose.com automatically routes you to thebroken.org, which is still on Sarah's links.

Sorry to disappoint you...

David

Oops.

I didn't look because I am currently at work... and our IT department has blocked access to Kevin's site for some unknown reason.

:P

Mulletman

"To my opinion alot of the american pop has gone down the drain and fallen to a strip show!"


thats why i prefer talentless, coked up drop-outs with screaming tuned down guitars :-)

Dirk

I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star.

Eminain't

MTV has turned into BET. For about a day after launch MTV2 looked hopefull for us good old fashioned whitey's, but now it's the same as the original. Spike Lee must have bought it or something. I feel completely alienated now whenever I watch mtv. Barely could understand the vma's with all the marble mouthed mountain gorilla's on it. Besides ... there is mtv without Axl Rose.

Shizzle mah nizzle know whu uhm sayhin' aiiight? whuuuzeeeepp. Word to yer moms and peace! I'm out of the hizzy

Eminain't

Read: There is NO mtv without Axl Rose ---^

p.s. Christina Aquilera has turned into a masterpiece. Hot damn tamale. Looking better than Britney Spears nowadays.

Ted

For someone who shunned the limelight you sure shine when you're in it. Good job this week even with the attack by Foo!

glenn

There is no Axl Rose w/o Buckethead.

Chris Inman

I agree with Ted. Sarah is a social goddess and gets better with time like a fine wine. Sarah, Kevin, and Dan should have their own show. There are definitely enough rerun spots to be filled.

MTV & MTV2 isn't what it used to be. I used to watch them religously. But now most of it is a waste of time. It's good there are PVR's to scan through the garbage. :) Ahhh, I love technology.

Peace, Love, and Vaseline
Hyper Smiley :)

Mulletman

"There is no Axl Rose w/o Buckethead."

The new Guns N Roses = Axl Rose w/ 5 guys who aren't Slash

love robin finck tho...

as for MTV/MTV2, thats why i watch Fuse TV

Charles

Um, you actually found a channel with the test pattern? ;) I don't think I'm that old, but the last time I saw a test pattern was over 20 years ago! ;)

Hmmm

I agree with you about pop music. I console myself with the reminder that music and fashion repeats itself. So, eventually, the current stuff will have passed for something I've seen and heard better.

Mulletman

"Christina Aquilera has turned into a masterpiece. Hot damn tamale. Looking better than Britney Spears nowadays."

Well IHMP, she looks like a whore, but atleast she no longer looks like Dee Snyder

Roy

Oh my good gosh!!! I am in love! I just got my Nikon 5400 and it is the bomb digity. I am so happy with it and the only thing that I have been taking pictures of are of my dog Topper. They are turning out great. I'm very cautious with it though. I pick it up gently and do the same when I put it down. I keep it in a plastic bag to keep any dust off of it. It's my baby. I'm after awhile I'll get more comfortable with, but for right now. It's my holy grail. Thankyou for writing about your digital in your journal. I probably wouldn't have bought it if you hadn't. Oh yeah! Screen Savers Rock!!!

Egulphy

What were Metallica thinking?!? Playing a medley of shit they wouldn't have been caught dead listening to let alone playing riffs from...

I know pop music's been farked for years, but seeing Metallica do THIS put another nail in the coffin for music in general.

Corey

um is peanut butter and chocolate ice cream good?

Jamie

Chocolate and peanut butter ice-cream is *the winner* of all ice-cream. It is what all the other flavors aspire to be and more...at least I think so.

I am VERY glad that I am missing all of this crap on tv. One more hash mark FOR getting rid of my cable altogether. A few more blogs like this and you could end up saving me $45 per month.

Please feel free NOT to elaborate on whatever horrifying thing Metallica has done now - I can barely take anymore...
Quote from the Survival Guide for Metallica: "If there ain't a tape cassette of it to be found somewhere, don't listen to it." - JM

w00t!

Slacker

Watching Paradise Hotel now that it is almost over is pointless. You needed to start at the beginning. This show is great! Makes me feel so smart! Go Dave!

s.

For #6:

http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sarahlane.com%2Fblog%2F

Get ready to enjoy yourself. :)

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