Elf Rock

Hark! Behold the greatest Christmas carol making program ever! At first I thought it was stupid, that is until I loaded the Star Wars Elf Mix (now all co-workers within earshot of my laptop speakers want to kill me).

Comments

[jason]

first post! woot!

[Jim Shoe]

2nd

[Uncle Joey]

Lovely Sarah,

Your skimpy outfit on Tuesday almost brought tears to my eyes. It was beautiful when you went outside to show the vehicle you desired only to have you run around while certain objects in your shirt bounced like caged animals waiting to be let loose!

This is a request for more running on TSS when you wear tight shirts that show cleav!

Love always,
UJ

[formula2complex]

Wow that Christmas Elf song thing is wickedly annoying. I tried to listen to some of the carols I knew and I had to turn it off. I can see how your co-workers would be willing to kill you. However its still something that I will annoy others with aswell. lol.

ps. Uncle Joey, you watch the show for the wrong reasons. Its a computer show, bud.
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[Will]

Argh! Stop the insanity! Thanks, I just got my eardrums blasted as I forgot to turn down the volume on my headphones. Cute site!

[langley]

ohhh this is just BEGGING for someone to create "Bananaphone - Elf Remix"

[Sam]

i'm gonna loop this on every single computer in my school

[bobby ross]

Computers? whats this computers you speak of??

[remo]

Have you heard the "Have a Nerdy Xmas" song?
It is great!!

http://www.nerdsong.com/mp3/nerdyxmas.mp3

[martial artist]

what in the sonic the hedghog is that thing,,.....ugh!

[Mike]

Hey sarah i just wanted to say i love tss, but i miss the old tss. Stupid network! Although the new tss is ok. And seriously Uncle joey what is wrong with you stupid pervert. That elf song drove me crazy!

[Jessamy]

I love zefrank.

[The Inquistor]

Sarah, I know that by the time you read this, Christmas will have come and gone, but...Merry Christmas, and the best of the new year to you and yours. Just don't step in any quicksand or anything....

[The Inquisitor]

Sarah- slightly off the topic, but there's a great site I think you should see. Its called the Dialecticizer. What you do is you enter in any webpage, and the Dialecticizer will translate the page into one of several comic Dialects: Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Pig Latin, and one more that I can't think of. I Here's something that will strike a chord:

Sareeh Lane

So how does one hoof it fum th' simple life of a grocery bagger in Sebastopol, Calif. t'th' high-stakes wo'ld of technology media? Armed wif a degree in Broadcast an' Eleckronic Communicashun Arts fum San Francisco State Unyversity, Sareeh Lane accomplished this hyar impressive feat through a combinashun of persevahance an' blind oppimism, dawgone it. "ah thunk live TV'd be fun an' refreshin'," she says. "ah was yo'ng an' naive at th' time." Luckily, Sareeh also arrived at Th' Screen Savahs' studio wif a nose fo' tech topics an' a vast resarve of PC smarts. (Yessuh, she's come up wif Splorer .exe hacks. "Who does thet?" she axs.) Outside th' office, Sareeh injoys non-tech items sech as cheese, shoes, an' travelin' t'distant lan's. She has also been known t'consoom bad TV an' glosty magazines.

Ran'om Quesshuns:

Whut in tarnation was yer fust job?

"Mah mighty fust job was baggin' groceries at Fiesta Market in Sebastopol, CA. ah made $4.25/hour an' quickly became obsessed wif oppimal weight distribushun an' produck groupin' based on temperature. ah eventually upgraded t'th' highly-coveted job of stockin' beer an' dairy in th' back right fineer. I've been cold evah on account o'."

Whut in tarnation was yer most notable job?

"Definitely this hyar one. Th' perfo'mance feedback is outstan'in' an' has probably disto'ted mah sense of reality beyond repair."

Whuffo' does technology varmintally interess yo'?

"ah's all fo' reducin' th' wo'ld's colleckive waste an' pollushun, an' ah reckon technology will he'p save us eff'n we git our prio'ities straight. On a lighter note, it's made moosic fun agin! Fry mah hide!"

Whut in tarnation is yer areas of expertise?

"Windows, downloads, fun/unique/amazin' online destinashuns, Hollywood, sniffin' out chocolate."

Whut in tarnation items does yo' own thet qualify as technologically geeky?

"Oh, thar is menny. But ah do love mah breathalyzer. Blow a .08 an' yer stayin' put, amigo! Fry mah hide!"

Whut in tarnation piece of technology kin yo' not live wifout?

"Mah keyboard MouseTrapper (http://www.mousetrapper.co.uk/). Ev'ryone teases me about it, but ah knows they all secretly reckon it's right fine."

Whut in tarnation's yer sin'le-most favo'ite TSS moment?

"When Kevin said 'jizz wiz.'"

Whut in tarnation technology terrifies th' hell outta yo'?

"Enny technology thet has t'do wif fire scares th' hell outta me. ah hate fire. ah's also moderately terrified of car ingines."

Whut in tarnation yo' gives yo' the dawgoned-est happiness?

"Mah fambly an' Kevin, as enny fool kin plainly see. ah also love th' ocean, flowers, green tea, travellin' t'distant lan's, cheese, shoes, crostwo'd puzzles, an' pow'ful fine reco'd sto'es."

Whut in tarnation inspires yo' on a regular basis?

"Eff'n yo' count ev'ry four years as a regular basis, then ah say Olympic-level gymnastics."

Whut in tarnation moosic o' song runs cornstantly through yer haid?

"Ev'rythin' In Its Right Place" by Radiohaid

Whut in tarnation video game chareecker does yo' most identify wif an' whuffo'?

"Th' princess. All of them, dawgone it. But mostly jest on account o' of th' pink dress thin'. Identifyin' wif video game chareeckers on a deeper level than thet makes me feel funny."

Whut in tarnation'd be th' ultimate invenshun thet yo'd varmintally like t'see?

"A trimenjus magic vacuum filter thet'd suck up all th' Earth's smog an' spit it back out clean, as enny fool kin plainly see."

sareehlane.com

Fry ma Hide, Ma!
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=redneck&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.g4techtv.com%2Ftss

[The Inquisitor]

Oops! Sorry!. The actual link is: http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

The other dialect is hacker.

[Terry]

I like 8 Bit Peoples X-Mas.. http://www.8bitpeoples.com/index.html

Brings back the memories of the Commodore 64..

[matt]

Very interesting,
I like the way people made there own little carols that sound like songs we know...:-)

[Trina]

ya know this is late but that site is awesome i am going to ship it to everyone i know lol...